I know Karate and am 5 belts away from a black belt

My crazy ex-girlfriend broke into my house once.

crazy lol

sorry to be like a buzzkill but i highly doubt anyone has experienced any volcano activity here...

well maybe but I guess so there is a volcano in Washington kinda close

Nothin wrote:

I was kidnapped=I got put in the trunk of a car then got brought to a basement then he tied me up and beat me up but I finally got my feet loose and kicked him in his balls and got myself untied. Then I climbed up on some boxes and jumped towards the window and caught the ledge. I held on with one hand as I used my other arm to break the window lock then opened up the window and climbed out it onto the ground. I then ran over to the neighbours and called the cops and he was caught...
Flood= I had to move to the top of my house but then it stopped when it reached my neck

Hmm. For some extremely strange reason I don't believe a word of that.

im with ya shady

and karel thats hecka funny

Its all true! It is I am telling the truth I was so terified!

Some reason I do neither.

its all true! It was like 3 years ago

Uhhh, yeaah

That really proves it!

Any newspaper headlines to show us Nothin for proof?

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Car Accident: Have 2, One when i was 3 Months old, A Kangaroo Smashed into the car and my mum had one when i was at school in the 4th or 5th Grade, A ute ran into her.
Someone breaking into your house: The robbers were stealing handbags, yet, nothing was stolen, however the rest of the street was robbed too. Tornado: We had a big duststorm at our house that knocked over the bin but that was really it.
Flood: Burdekin Bridge reached 25 metres, around 15 metres over the bridge, we got stuck at the farm for 1 night before having to use a boat to get home

Shady4Eva wrote:

Nothin wrote:

I was kidnapped=I got put in the trunk of a car then got brought to a basement then he tied me up and beat me up but I finally got my feet loose and kicked him in his balls and got myself untied. Then I climbed up on some boxes and jumped towards the window and caught the ledge. I held on with one hand as I used my other arm to break the window lock then opened up the window and climbed out it onto the ground. I then ran over to the neighbours and called the cops and he was caught...
Flood= I had to move to the top of my house but then it stopped when it reached my neck

Hmm. For some extremely strange reason I don't believe a word of that.

Lol, I know. Complete bullshit.


Anyway, I have been in plenty of car accidents. Tis' all.

Shady4Eva wrote:

Nothin wrote:

I was kidnapped=I got put in the trunk of a car then got brought to a basement then he tied me up and beat me up but I finally got my feet loose and kicked him in his balls and got myself untied. Then I climbed up on some boxes and jumped towards the window and caught the ledge. I held on with one hand as I used my other arm to break the window lock then opened up the window and climbed out it onto the ground. I then ran over to the neighbours and called the cops and he was caught...
Flood= I had to move to the top of my house but then it stopped when it reached my neck

Hmm. For some extremely strange reason I don't believe a word of that.

I would be on the news if it was ture

Dothebartman91 wrote:

Shady4Eva wrote:

Nothin wrote:

I was kidnapped=I got put in the trunk of a car then got brought to a basement then he tied me up and beat me up but I finally got my feet loose and kicked him in his balls and got myself untied. Then I climbed up on some boxes and jumped towards the window and caught the ledge. I held on with one hand as I used my other arm to break the window lock then opened up the window and climbed out it onto the ground. I then ran over to the neighbours and called the cops and he was caught...
Flood= I had to move to the top of my house but then it stopped when it reached my neck

Hmm. For some extremely strange reason I don't believe a word of that.

I would be on the news if it was ture

Someone has a large imagination...

Dothebartman91 wrote:

Car Accident: Have 2, One when i was 3 Months old, A Kangaroo Smashed into the car and my mum had one when i was at school in the 4th or 5th Grade, A ute ran into her.

Oh, man, I hate the 'roos sometimes. We were driving through this bush place and the damn thing zoomed straight across the road. We almost shat our pants.

jshushij wrote:

Dothebartman91 wrote:

Shady4Eva wrote:

Nothin wrote:

I was kidnapped=I got put in the trunk of a car then got brought to a basement then he tied me up and beat me up but I finally got my feet loose and kicked him in his balls and got myself untied. Then I climbed up on some boxes and jumped towards the window and caught the ledge. I held on with one hand as I used my other arm to break the window lock then opened up the window and climbed out it onto the ground. I then ran over to the neighbours and called the cops and he was caught...
Flood= I had to move to the top of my house but then it stopped when it reached my neck

Hmm. For some extremely strange reason I don't believe a word of that.

I would be on the news if it was ture

Someone has a large imagination...

Hey that was all true! although I did not get put in the newspaper because that happened alot back then and they had more important escape stories. basically all I did was kick him in his balls untied myself and climbed out the window. Meanwhile other kids where escaping from their death and while other kids where being killed

Nothin wrote:

Hey that was all true! although I did not get put in the newspaper because that happened alot back then and they had more important escape stories. basically all I did was kick him in his balls untied myself and climbed out the window. Meanwhile other kids where escaping from their death and while other kids where being killed

Umm, the earthquake in Pakistan was big news and that happened around the same time as Madeline Mcann (I dunno how to spell her name) was kidnapped and they still reported that.

well mine was not that big of a deal it just makes me feel proud!

Nothin wrote:

well mine was not that big of a deal it just makes me feel proud!

But why? It didn't even happen.

ughhhh it did! why would I lie about it? I am proud to be brave like that! why would I try so hard to prove it was true if it wasn't

i think involved in a volcano accident is the most dangerous

all could kill you if you are not careful!