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PostSubject: The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough   The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough EmptySat Jan 09, 2010 7:06 pm

Yes, I have done it! I created a readable cheat sheet for the famous Impossible Quiz (1). I feel so proud! The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough 43915 Anyways, all credit to me and enjoy. (Copied and pasted from a self made word document.)
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Written by: Marshall Smith.
Game created by: Splapp-me-do.
FOR ALL YOU SKINNY ARSE CHEATERS OUT THERE!


(I recommend you read the actual game instructions before reading this walkthrough!)

Walkthrough Instructions For Use:

#1: Smear retinas face first against surface of screen.

#2: Rapidly scroll eyes across screen, reading walkthrough appropriately.

#3: Repeat every step in order according to walkthrough.

#4: If a step is done incorrectly or skipped, you will be sentenced to hell.

#5: Questions in which are colored red indicate bombs. A bomb times that current question causing you to rush until an appropriate answer is chosen.

#6: All text in which is colored green is written into helping obtain a skip.

#7: Any question number in which is colored light blue indicates a no skipping zone.

#8: All anger or rage from playing The Impossible Quiz should be taken upon your cat.

Any questions? No? Alrighty, let’s begin!

Question 1: Four. (There are 4 holes in the letters a polo. Go ahead, count them.)

Question 2: No, but a tin can. (Get it? A match can't box, but a tin can!)

Question 3: K.O.

Question 4: Click the words in the sentence "The Answer."

Question 5: Put the mouse on the red button then either go around the game screen to get to the finish or cheat like a bloated fag, hold down the left click, and drag your mouse to the finish.

Question 6: Shallots.

Question 7: An Elephant. (It's referring to the biggest thing in REAL life.)

Question 8: Place your mouse directly below the letters S and E in the word search. There you will find a green check that says "Yes!" Click it.

Question 9: Click the top right answer box.

Question 10: Click the dentures. (The sentence above sounds like "Chews Food." And your response is, "So what chews food? Hmm... Ah ha! Teeth do.")

A skip is earned after completing Question 10.

Question 11: N.

Question 12: Click the tittle above the letter 'i' within the sentence. (Look up what a tittle is if you are seriously that mentally challenged.)

Question 13: F'taang.

Question 14: Torch.

Question 15: Type "Horse" by clicking the letters on the fake keyboard shown below.

Question 16: H. (Within the 2 words "The Alphabet," the seventh letter is H.)

Question 17: Click the question number.

Question 18: Click the hammer. (Explanation: http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742231612759849 In order to view link, press and hold the “Ctrl” key on the keyboard then click.)

Question 19: Click the paints Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow, in that order. (The character shown on the easel has a color coded word below it: “BOGGY.” ‘B’ represents blue, ‘O’ represents orange, etc.)

Question 20: Seal!

A skip is earned after completing Question 20.

Question 21: Click the top left answer box.

Question 22: +1 Skip.

Question 23: Bran.

Question 24: Click the 'V' in the word "Lives" below in the left hand corner. (If you want to know why you are doing this, continuously rub your mouse from left to right over the colored box in the center of the screen. A message will slowly appear.)

Question 25: Shoe Polish.

Question 26: Arsefacy.

Question 27: Go to 28. (If you choose any of the other answers you will automatically teleport to that chosen answer. That is exactly why it is good to get this right.)

Question 28: Abundance. (Break up the word abundance: A bun dance! LOLOLOL)

Question 29: Egg Mayonnaise.

Question 30: Put the mouse on the red button and once again, get to the finish without touching the green OR gayishly hold down the left click and drag over to the finish.

Question 31: Woof Woof Woof. (If you wait about 5 seconds, the dog above will make the disturbing noise, "Woof Woof Woof," hence the answer.)

Question 32: Babycham And Human Faeces.

Question 33: 7. (Focus on how many letters are actually in the words “His Hands” instead of the picture shown to the right.)

Question 34: Move your mouse off the screen, for it is obvious that elephants don't like them. (Keep your mouse off the screen for about 7 seconds and give the elephants plenty of time to enter the door.)

Question 35: Wait about 7 seconds until the evil button turns into a friendly one! (Oh man, I sound so retarded!)

A skip is earned after completing Question 35.

Question 36: A Walk.

Question 37: Any of the answers are correct.

Question 38: Mary Rose. (If you sat on a pin, you would rise too.)

Question 39: Cylindrical Adventures.

Question 40: Put the mouse on the red button, then right click and use the pop up box as a bridge to get to the finish.

Question 41: Click the afro, for it is the best feature on such a duck. (You can discover an Easter egg if you click and hold on the bird's wing. Don't just click, remember to hold!)

Question 42: Click the forty second forty second.

Question 43: Tom Cruise.

Question 44: You can either take time and solve the puzzle to reveal a secret message or move the puzzle piece with the question number on it out of the way and click the obvious dot behind it. (The dot looks like the tittle of an ‘i’.)

Question 45: Click the top right answer box.

Question 46: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD.

Question 47: Click the red dot, though, you can't see your mouse once the varnish is poured.

Question 48: Snaaaake!

Question 49: Splapp-me-do.

Question 50: O.K. (Seriously, remember both of the codes shown on the question, you will need them eventually, although… you ARE using this walkthrough, so screw it!)

Question 51: Click the 2 aliens repeatedly to see an epic fight AND to go to Question 52! What a deal!

Question 52: Click the third plant top shown... counting from left to right of course.

Question 53: ...But pa might not

Question 54: No, about 20cm off the ground.

Question 55: A Games Console For Wholemeal Biscuits.

A skip is earned after completing Question 55.

Question 56: Press the buttons, once again not seeing your mouse, in this order: Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow.

Question 57: Erm... One? (The sentence is telling you to count Dracula... and there is only one, therefore that is the answer.)

Question 58: Shepherd's Pie.

Question 59: Click the black circular doo-hingy as fast as possible until he launches a laser out of his mouth and destroys the bomb in the top right corner.

Question 60: It's simple, BE HONEST.

Question 61: Click the thumbs up.

Question 62: Click the moss.

Question 63: Tasteless White Filth.

Question 64: EGG > 28.

Question 65: Click the word "Largest."

Question 66: Click the '!' at the end of the sentence above.

Question 67: A Big Hairy Arsonist. (It's a big hairy arse on the letters 'IST.')

Question 68: Rub the cat with your mouse until he makes really weird digestive noises from his little retarded mouth.

Question 69: LOL, 69.

Question 70: Using Its Anus.

Question 71: Click the green square. Just make sure you time it right and don't click a red one.

Question 72: Stroll your mouse slowly below the question number. Your mouse will then become a hand once a clickable object is located. Click and enjoy the horrid sight.

Question 73: Click the top right answer box.

Question 74: No One Knows That. (Though, there actually are 110 questions in The Impossible Quiz.)

Question 75: Once the bomb is ignited, a button will appear RIGHT BELOW the question number. Be as quick as possible and click it before the 1 second bomb blows up.

A skip is earned after completing Question 75.

Question 76: Click these items in this order: Sugar, Honey, Honey.

Question 77: Question 77.

Question 78: Four.

Question 79: Click the letter 'u' in the answer "What do you mean?"

Question 80: Filthy Romanians.

Question 81: Run your mouse up and down the metal pole until lightning strikes it. (Make sure you aren’t holding down your click or else it won't work.) A green arrow will then appear and you must then click it.

Question 82: Clip every toenail by clicking them.

Question 83: National Dyslexic Association. (Oh really?)

Question 84: Put your mouse on the red button, then avoid every asteroid hurled at you and collect as many floating skips as possible. (You will need every skip slot below full for the last question, which is I must admit, very cruel. So never use them! Only obtain them.) Then, when you see a floating green star, roll your mouse over it to win. (Just keep in mind, you have 3 cursor lives, so if you get hit once, don't fret.)

Possibly skips can be earned after completing Question 84.

Question 85: I loved it!

Question 86: The Prince.

Question 87: Click where the dot next to the question number should be. When your mouse is hovered over that spot, it will appear in red.

Question 88: Click rapidly until the leg is broken. (If you do not complete this question within 7 seconds, you an official noob-cake.)

Question 89: Blindness.

Question 90: Nonce.

Question 91: First, place your mouse a little below the third hole on the left side of the paper and drag slightly right. You will notice that the paper starts to rip. Now slide the mouse slowly across the paper towards the right even more until the paper is in two. It will fall to the ground and the next question will appear. (Keep in mind to never read the note. After about 6 seconds, a bomb will appear in the top right corner and blow your arse off the face of this planet.)

Question 92: When your mouse is placed over each person's head, a number appears. Click the heads in this order: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, and 0.4.

Question 93: Drag the bomb in the top right corner and click the "Go" arrow beneath it.

Question 94: Don't do anything, the bomb is a dud.

Question 95: Put your mouse off the screen until the cat gets distracted by a fly and reveals a red button. The rest is self explanatory.

Question 96: A Right Mess.

Question 97: 10+ Times. (You know it’s true! Unless you've been using this walkthrough of course...)

Question 98: Click the answer boxes in this order: Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow. (Don't get fooled by the color of the words, just focus on what color the words say.)

Question 99: When the bomb is at 1 second, click the sign that says "Next Question."

Question 100: Two. (This time it's talking about how many holes are in 2 polo candies, not the actual word.)

(The last 10 questions (101-110) are stated as the “Epic Ten” and or another words, amazingly difficult. Follow instructions carefully.)



Question 101: Spell "Chihuahua" by clicking the letters below on the fake keyboard. (Just like Question 15.)

Question 102: Touch every DOT with the mouse before they disappear. Just be careful as to what you are touching with your mouse, for there is one wave where there is no dot at all.

Question 103: Put your mouse on the top tip of the letter "C" in the word "Search" while it is at its lowest point then search around in that area until you spot a red square. Now click it obviously! (It's easiest to start by putting your mouse near the tip of the 'C' so that you have a good clue on where about the square is.)

Question 104: Click the bottom right yellow moon.

Question 105: Spell the word "Banana" by clicking the letters B, N, and A in the words Gooseberry, Apple, and Nectarine.

Question 106: Put the mouse on the red button, then either stay and survive on the road in a difficult heroic manner without touching ANYTHING else as the screen moves dangerously, or hold down the mouse click, which I only recommend this ONCE until the finish spot is shown.

Question 107: On this question, when your mouse is placed over an answer, there will be a FAKE Game Over screen that pops up. The best thing to do is completely NOTHING after that. It will then disappear and continue to Question 108.

Question 108: Type: 4 8 15 16 23 42, (Remember the spaces!) then hit the button: Execute.

Question 109: Click the spider monkey rapidly until he craps out an arrow. Now click the arrow to continue.

Question 110: If you haven’t used 1 skip throughout the whole quiz and gained every skip throughout the whole quiz, given the fact I have completely given away all the answers, on the last question, it is so very easier to just click every skip you have in your inventory below. (If you have them all as I earlier instructed on Question 84.) As you click them, they will be added to the slots above. Once all the slots are full, a completion reward will be given, and you will forever be happy.
CONGRATULATIONS! SORTA…

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PostSubject: Re: The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough   The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough EmptySat Jan 09, 2010 7:12 pm

AWESOME!

Now we have a written version of the walkthrough.
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PostSubject: Re: The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough   The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough EmptySat Jan 09, 2010 7:15 pm

You do! Now I may make a visial walkthrough for the first and second. Then all I'll have to do is make a worded version for the book... like what you did, but of course, I wont put it on THIS forum. That way, I'll have a visial, and readable version for both. I will start doing this for games... next up, This Is Only One Level. I'll start with the visial walkthrough, it's easier. I could make a career and have people request games for me to make a video and readble walkthrough for. That would be sweet! Then I could be payed FB! Like, what? 500 per written walkthrough, 100 per video? Idk Razz I'm thinking too hard! The Impossible Quiz Written Walkthrough Lol
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