Title says it all.

"Legs" should be flu. Words of the day is flu, so why don't we go home and spread the word?

Yeah, but that's not a pick up line, Wysmy, that's just a joke.

It's Dutch.

Ik heb geen openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin.

And:

Did you see the leather of my Toyota Prius?

"Why dont you say we Australian Kiss, its like French, but down under"

"Are you from Mars? Cause your ass is out of this world!"

lawl Super, nice.

Do you work for Subway? Cuz you're givin me a footlong

i have loads of these but cant seem to think of any atm

*walk by a girl*
Hey, do you believe in love at first sight?...or do I have to walk by again?

Man, my cell phone is broken. It doesn't have your number.

Baby, I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Lol at Super's.

you - hey! you look like my second wife!
the girl- how many wives have you had?!
you- one.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

I need a first aid kit, I hurt myself falling for you.

Are you tired? Because youve been running through my head all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?

xD

*look at a girls tag in her shirt* yep made in heaven

one of my weak ones

lol Some of these would make me want to date you! But some would make me wanna run away from you guys

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

I like these!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Thanks. Lawl.

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

I wish some boys would use some of those on me! but ppl don't flirt at my school

By the way, my sister's friend doesn't visit us anymore xD

is your dad a baker cuz you have a nice set of buns

i think someone said that one

nope that one was new and I prefer ones that compliment my beauty and personality not my tits