Jesus Christ Shady! I don't know if I can top that.. and don't give up Soup.

I will! Mine would be like 1/10 of that and hers would be 398213498718 times better!

Spoiler:

That...was...epic
agreed 100%, we should put this on youtube....

Rytoz may be plotzed at Clydes shitty lyrics spitted at me
She be a punk ass bitch, just another wannabe MC
Mothafucka's fucked, fucked up the ass and fucked generally
Generally exposed for who you truly are, baby
You're a 40 year old man, disquised as a lady
Shady, just listen to this shit, can't you see I'm undefeatable?
Ya sound like a mentally messed up mother fucker. And that's untreatable
Beatable I'm not, not here to play around
I'm renowned, surrounded by suround sound
Sterio systems, 'cuz yall know Ima rich bitch
I got an itch to spit, it's in ma blood, like a glitch
Oh yeah.. Did I tell ya? My testacles are like vegetables
The ladies eat em up, they can even be bisexual
I don't give a shit, it doesn't make a difference
They suck me, fuck me, then I say good riddance
That's how I roll, controlled with no soul, I'm an asshole
Ima beat Shady first, but that's not my last goal
My last goal is to have a roal in society
Matter of fact, no, I'll stay in the state of sobriety
A variety of lyrics I have, from old style to the fresh
Commmonly used phrase applied: don't mess with the best
That's me, Sk8er the dictator and creator of haters
The greator of haters, waited on hand and foot
With brand new, fresh lyrics spitted after freshly designed
Shady'n Shush combined, remind, me of the end of mankind
They're both daringly deplorable, couldn't be more horrible
On a rating of cuteness. They're zero. I'm adorable
Wakin' up at six thirty A.M. an everyday thing for me
Rappin shit better than eminem, workin harder too, ya see
Born to be adorn, that's my purpose on earth, this planet
Scorned and sworned due to jealousy. Fuck them haters, damn it
I bring pain to Lil Wayne, my critically insane domain name is entertain. Dot com
Oh. Shady. By the way. I knocked up your mom. At my last prom
She was young at the time, as was I. By the way, I'm fourty!
She sucked my dick easily, because she was a shorty..
Later that night, from darkness to light, I hit that hoe
Shit. I almost forgot, Shady. I'm your father, did ya know?
Listen up Clyde. My shit spreads all the way worldwide
Your cried eyes show the exact reason your album was denied
To get sent anywhere, it was zero percent aight, compared to my fair share
Of decently spat out lyrics consistently disappearin because they been taken
By Biggie, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and a jamaican
That I call Wayne the insane motha fucka, nigga needs to step back
Bitch slapped metaphorically, Shady, you've just been verbally attacked

Ima get you back Sk9er

This contest is epic. Imma still gonna try, but compared to those, dont get your hopes up too high.

whoa maybe my cute little joke rap wont do it...

Get those entries in. I'm impatient. Shades u keep saying you're gonna reply to ma rap, but there's only one entry!

Verbally attacked? I've got shit on you
You dissing me for no reason, Ima have to spit back at you
Spit black at you, smack you, spank you, leave you crying and thank you
'I fucked your mother' goddamn that cliche
Is that the best you got? You're a fucking castaway
That line is so overused, it just shows your level of imagination
Ima cut your genitals off like Zeus did - CASTRATION

Your rhymes are so peasantly, it just shows your creativeness
After I'm finished with you, everybody here be showing plaintiveness
Your rhymes are so fake, you might just be the next Drake
I make my own rhymes, while you get yours made
Your rhymes are so insignificant, away they will fade
Into nothingness, while mine will be remembered forever
Your rhymes split people apart, while mine bring them together
You rap in vain - you might just be the next Wayne
You copy whatevers in, while Ima keep it the same!
I wasn't even rapping atchoo, so why'd you diss me?
Do you have a fucking death wish? Goddamn, I've missed me
You're dropping N Bombs and you're a fucking whiteboy
The only thing that you jump are your fucking fight toys!
I'm so fucking insanely physcotic
Quick, someone gimme an antibiotic!
Don't you dare look over the fact that is my victory
The crown placed on my head is just exactly how it's meant to be
Some call it fate, and the rest call it destiny
While I settle for the crowd, Sk9 doesn't settle for less than cheese
My rap is so old school I'm writing this with a quill
It's real until you feel you've lost that dream you'd just fulfilled
Look, you've just been killed, drilled, your head shoved into an anthill
You stole rhymes on MyNK, who's to say you won't still?
Rapping 'Never Forget Me' like it'd come from above your own grill
You were lying, cheating, stealing, squealing, like a fucking drama queen
When I caught you out, you ignored me, like I was unclean
And between all that you were acting all lean
Like you could fuck with Shady Shakur -- I'm a fucking MACHINE!
You had a vaccine like Maxine and still acted like your act was clean
When you test positive, I was laughing hard, but hidden, unseen
Little boy, don't mess with the better characters of your story book
Cause if you do, you'll be lesser, and sent to the jury, look!
Oh what's that you say? That you're sorry? Nah, you're a sook
I know I stole the glory of the story - and the jury - from the rookie
Since you're just a little boy you can just call me...crookie

Sk9 wrote:

Just post one rap. One good rap.

You're only supposed to put one shade D:

I WANNA REPLY TO YOUR RAP

ITS NOT MY ENTRY

I know but people might vote for you because of that.

People, don't vote for me because of that, judge me on the one I posted first.

I wanted to reply to your diss :)

But you didn't follow the rules. You're disqualifiedjk

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

WTF?

IS THAT HOW DESPERATELY YOU WANNA WIN?

Thats not cool Sk9.

Not

Cool...

Wtf! Ready the minitext, damnit!

DO YOU WANT ME TO EDIT THE POST SO THAT NO ONE CAN SEE THE RAP THAT WAS BETTER THAN YOURS?

SHADY. LOOK AT THE SMALL TEXT ON THE LAST PAGE ON THE POST I SAID YOU CANT ENTER. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Ahhh, right.

Sorry!

I thought it was a full stop.

Yeah.. :[

Sk9 wrote:

That's me, Sk8er the dictator and creator of haters

and later

Fuck them haters, damn it

im confuzzeld.....lyrics contradiction fail....

stuff in bold added by me, underlinin 2

Spoiler:

Fuck the haters that fuck with me because they're jealous. I'm a hater/prick in general. That's what it means. well, i dont mean it, but its a rap

That font on the last page was WAY too small. You expected us to see that?

But lawl, it was a good joke.