GREETINGS:

NIRVANA is a heavy-pop/punk/dirge combo spawned from the bowels of Seattle, Washington. Although only together for seven months, KURT (guitar/vocals), CHRIS (bass), CHAD (drums) and JASON (guitar) have blessed the world with a single, an LP entitled "Bleach," and one cut on the Sub Pcp 200 compilation, as well as attaining success, fame, and a following of millions.
Selling their bottled sweat and locks of their hair has proved to be the biggest money maker so far. Plans for the future include dolls, pee-chee folders, lunch boxes, and bed sheets.
In the towering offices of the Sub Pop world headquarters, talent agent dynamos Bruce Pavitt and Jonathon Poneman have the utmost faith in NIRVANA's star qualities, and they see to it that the boys in the band get whatever their rock star hearts desire--and that means no brown M&Ms! NIRVANA hopes to produce more projects with them in the future.
NIRVANA sounds like mid-tempo Black Sabbath playing the Knack, Black Flag, the Stooges, and a pinch of the Bay City Rollers. Their personal music influences include H.R. Puffnstuff, Speed Racer, divorces, drugs, sounds effects records, the Beatles, rednecks, hard rock, punk rock, Leadbelly, Slayer, and, of course, the Stooges.
NIRVANA sees the underground scene as becoming stagnant and more accessible to big league capitalist pig major record labels. But does NIRVANA fell a moral duty to fight this cancerous evil? NO WAY! We want to cash in and suck up to the big wigs in hopes we too can GET HIGH AND FUCK. GET HIGH AND FUCK. GET HIGH AND FUCK.
SOON we will need groupie repellant. SOON we will be coming to your town asking if we can stay at your house and use the stove. SOON we will do encores of "GLORIA" and "LOUIE LOUIE" at benefit concerts with all our celebrity friends.
NIRVANA c/o SUB POP

Thank you for your time.

Eh? You confuzed me. After teh 3rd Paragraph.

I have not written this, it's a promotional pamphlet of Nirvana, which is included in the album "Sliver: The Best Of The Box".

Grunge is dead...Nirvana honestly was never THAT good. Overrated like the Yankees

"Nevermind" was a really good album, Whatif.

Grunge has been dead. Same with punk rock. It burned out. True rock n roll just fades away, this stuff burned out.

They had a lot of good albums but there were a lot of bands who didn't get as much credit as them..

Nirvana is ok.

Smells Like Teen Spirit is a good song.

Einsteinean wrote:

Grunge has been dead. Same with punk rock. It burned out. True rock n roll just fades away, this stuff burned out.

"It's better to burn out than to fade away" - Kurt Cobain

Grunge isn't dead, we still have amazing post-grunge bands such as Nickelback and Creed! -_-

@Whatif - My favorite song of Nirvana is actually a demo.

Rehua wrote:

Nickelback and Creed!

hell to the no

Admin wrote:

Rehua wrote:

Nickelback and Creed!

hell to the no

Exactly.

Lol.

Some good bands are considered post-grunge though.

Foo Fighters.

Good job