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"Living is easy with eyes closed" - Strawberry Fields Forever, of the Beatles.

"I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life." (After seeing the first Reformed Parliament) - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington (1769–1852)

"Simples" - Alexsandr Orlov, Meerkat

"Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever bur the earth and sky."

Dust In the Wind - Kansas.

"Nobody drives because there is to much traffic" - I forgot =P

"You aint got no pancake mix"

"He was knocking suckers out like a cop in a crackhouse." -Chris in Everybody Hates Chris

"If you aint first, youre last" -Ricky Bobby's dad

"Nuts" - General Anthony Clement McAuliffe's response to a German surrender ultimatum at the battle of the bulge.

"Am I indecisive? Yes and No." - Idk

"Dying's easy, livings hard" - Wilson

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" - Patrick Henry

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country" - Nathan Hale

"Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" - Ronald Regan

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." - Chris Rock

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" - Italian Proverb

"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings

"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

"Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong." - Geoff Arbuthnot

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." - Source Unknown

"We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing" - Source Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Source Unknown

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Source Unknown

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Pearl Williams

"One should love animals. They are so tasty." - Source Unknown (Ein, perhaps?)

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" - Source Unknown

"No matter where you go, there you are." - Source Unknown

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead" - Source Unknown

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" - Jack Handy

"More of Murphy's Law Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun. Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious. Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Murphy's Law's

"The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers." - William Shakeapeare

"If you were everything a woman wanted, she wouldn't want you anymore." - Deejay Miller

"Murphy's Laws (as posted in Arizona Humor) Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway. Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw." - Murphy's Law's

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill

"We choose to go to the moon..." - JFK

"This is my Rifle, This is my Gun! This is for fighting, This is for fun!" - Gunnery Sergent Hartman (Gunny)

"O peace, how many wars were waged in your name!" - Unknown

"I see that old flagpole still stands. Have your troops hoist the colors to its peak, and let no enemy ever haul them down." - Douglas Macarthur

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon." - Napoleon

"Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them." - Source Unknown

"Me soo Horny" - Vietnamese prostitute in FMJ

"Cry ''havoc!'' and let loose the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial." - William Shakespeare

"Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened!" - Dr. Seuss

"Just because everything's different doesn't mean anything's changed." - Irene Porter

"We are what we do... Not what we did. Now if we continue doing what we used to do, we can't be upset that we are still what we were, simply because we're still doing what we did!" - Damon Lofton

(Edited)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked dung that high.

"Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." - Douglas Hofstadter

"They just wouldn't fuck off, those satanists. I'd walk out my hotel room in the morning and they'd all be right outside my door, sirring in a circle on the carpet, all dressed in black hooded capes, surrounded by candles. Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore. So, insteadf of brushing past them like I usually did, I went up to them, sat down, took a deep breath, blew out their candles, and sang "Happy Birthday"."

-Ozzy Osbourne

Invisifly2 wrote:

"Nobody drives because there is to much traffic" - I forgot =P

FRY FROM FUTURAMA TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK IN THE 20TH CENTURY

Invisifly2 wrote:

"Nuts" - General Anthony Clement McAuliffe's response to a German surrender ultimatum at the battle of the bulge.

"Am I indecisive? Yes and No." - Idk

"Dying's easy, livings hard" - Wilson

"Give me Liberty, or give me Death!" - Patrick Henry

"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country" - Nathan Hale

"Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" - Ronald Regan

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." - Chris Rock

"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" - Italian Proverb

"Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night." - Charlie Brown

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings

"My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones

"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." - Albert Einstein

"Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong." - Geoff Arbuthnot

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." - Source Unknown

"We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything with nothing" - Source Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." - Source Unknown

"Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Source Unknown

"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." - Pearl Williams

"One should love animals. They are so tasty." - Source Unknown (Ein, perhaps?)

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder" - Source Unknown

"No matter where you go, there you are." - Source Unknown

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead" - Source Unknown

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)" - Jack Handy

"More of Murphy's Law Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a son-of-a-gun. Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so very ingenious. Murphy's Twelfth Law: Things get worse under pressure A few additions to Murphy's Laws ... To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!" - Murphy's Law's

"The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers." - William Shakeapeare

"If you were everything a woman wanted, she wouldn't want you anymore." - Deejay Miller

"Murphy's Laws (as posted in Arizona Humor) Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think Murphy's Third Law: In any field of endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility that several things can go wrong, then the one that will cause the greatest damage will be the one to go wrong Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything absolutely can NOT go wrong, it will anyway. Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop. Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse Murphy's Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw." - Murphy's Law's

"We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and the oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill

"We choose to go to the moon..." - JFK

"This is my Rifle, This is my Gun! This is for fighting, This is for fun!" - Gunnery Sergent Hartman (Gunny)

"O peace, how many wars were waged in your name!" - Unknown

"I see that old flagpole still stands. Have your troops hoist the colors to its peak, and let no enemy ever haul them down." - Douglas Macarthur

"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon." - Napoleon

"Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them." - Source Unknown

"Me soo Horny" - Vietnamese prostitute in FMJ

"Cry ''havoc!'' and let loose the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial." - William Shakespeare

"Don't cry because its over, Smile because it happened!" - Dr. Seuss

"Just because everything's different doesn't mean anything's changed." - Irene Porter

"We are what we do... Not what we did. Now if we continue doing what we used to do, we can't be upset that we are still what we were, simply because we're still doing what we did!" - Damon Lofton

(Edited)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked dung that high.

"Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law." - Douglas Hofstadter

I just read that whole thing. Some amazing quotes in there

Invisifly2 wrote:

"Nobody drives because there is to much traffic" - I forgot =P

Quote :

FRY FROM FUTURAMA TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK IN THE 20TH CENTURY

Some comic said it before him, I can't remember who

Yeah but still

"War doesn't show who's right, just who's left." -I forgot.

There's lot's of quotes in COD4.

"Aim toward enemy" - Instructions printed on US rocket launchers

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for
his. -General George Patton

^win.

"Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?" - Ozzy Osbourne.

Lol Niels

JriderT wrote:

"War doesn't show who's right, just who's left." -I forgot.

There's lot's of quotes in COD4.

Thats good

"Second is just a fancy word for losing." - Bender.
"Get in the bowl.......You get in the bowl" - Ad for M and M's.

Haha I love that ad. ^

A friend, after licking me: "You taste... Jewish. Perfect."

"Bird is the word"

"What they say is true, is all true"

Aloe wrote:

Haha I love that ad. ^

A friend, after licking me: "You taste... Jewish. Perfect."

You let a friend lick you? Boy or girl?

Carl Sagan: I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.

Bertrand Russel: When you are studying any matter, or considering any philosophy, ask yourself only, "What are the facts and what is the truth that the facts bear out?"