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cena103
Training Wheels
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 |  Subject: Mommy Jokes Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:49 pm | |
| Post Any Mom Jokes Here. Your mom is so fat,when she goes to a restraunt.She looks at the menu and says ok.  |
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Chainy
Apolcalypse Survivor
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:51 pm | |
| That wasn't funny at all.
By the way:
IT'S YO MAMMA AND NOT YOUR MOM!
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she looks into a mirror it breaks.
An old, not funny one. |
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Dr. Octagonapus
Friendly Fiend
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:34 pm | |
| Yo mamma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and said, "Hey, that's my phone number!" You have been pwned by Dr. Oct! |
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Acarter13
Rising Blaze
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:38 pm | |
| your momma so hairy, her baby was chewbacca |
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MrMega
Secretly Sinister
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:06 pm | |
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Hector4567
Untamed Beast
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| i hate old jokes  and none are that funny any more  |
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Dry Gum
Rising Blaze
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I am Dry Gum
Fuji Planets Grandma
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:11 pm | |
| Yo mama so hot, that I slept with her |
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Chainy
Apolcalypse Survivor
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:13 pm | |
| - Drummerguy360 wrote:
- Yo mama so hot, that I slept with her
Hahaha, that one is great. Yo Mamma is so ugly. |
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Don'ttouchmyfrigginmuffin
Untamed Beast
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| ur mama is so hot that when i touch her i spontaneously combust
lol my try at cracking a hot mama joke |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:34 am | |
| Oh dear, I don't find these that funny. Sorry. |
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Jshushij
Elevated Bloon
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:57 am | |
| Yo mamma so stupid, that when she walked into an antique store she asked whats new.
Yo mamma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing!
:lol!: |
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Abhor
Power Shake
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:49 am | |
| Yo mama so fat, she used a mattress as a replacement for Tampax |
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Dr. Octagonapus
Friendly Fiend
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Age : 27
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:00 am | |
| Yo mamma's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Once again, PWNED! |
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Mcohhmc11
Rising Blaze
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:41 pm | |
| yo mamma's so skinny that she hula-hoops with a cheerio.. |
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The Official JCMG
Marine Glory
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:47 am | |
| Yo mamma is so fat, when she entered a contest she won 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:21 pm | |
| Your momma so small, she did the waltz with an ant at the ball. |
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Bonnie
White Knight
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:08 am | |
| Yo mama's nose is so big she had to blow her nose with a bedsheet. |
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SF
Fuji Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:40 pm | |
| Shady, don't talk in colours. |
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MrMega
Secretly Sinister
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:42 pm | |
| Yo mama's so dumb she got ran over by a parked car. |
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Interfan
Power Shake
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:57 pm | |
| Yo momma so bored that she wants to lock this thread. |
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Lebby™
Fuji Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:54 pm | |
| Yo mama so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch. |
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Jshushij
Elevated Bloon
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:18 pm | |
| Yo mamma so dumb, she went to MYNKHQ. |
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Lebby™
Fuji Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:13 am | |
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cheazxballe
Fuji Hotline
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:59 am | |
| lol I'm laghing at these even though they are all really stupid...Oh well.
Why do three people have me in there signature now? What's so interesting about me?? |
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Hector4567
Untamed Beast
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| | Subject: Re: Mommy Jokes Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:11 pm | |
| cheazyxballe its a code they use.  well heres one your mom is so dum that she wached the carton juice box because it said consetrated . { not that funny} |
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