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Guest
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 | | Subject: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:05 am | |
| Is it time to care about soccer? Time to discuss the pros and cons of Soccer.
Pros:
1. Fun Scarves - Every soccer team has there own scarf, it's a great way to show team pride!
2. Rioting - Violence can brake out any time in soccer. If you don't leave the arena with at least a ruptured kidney and someone else's eyeball, you're NOT a true fan. This is a vast improvement of the NBA where you can only riot at the championship.
Cons:
1. Players must be in shape - That won't go over well in America. Ever since Babe Ruth, American athletes have been one corn dog away from a massive heart attack.
2. Low Scores - I don't want to dedicate two hours of my time to a game that's probably going to end in a zero to zero tie. If I wanted that I'd reunite my doggy baseball league!
PS- This is not my comedy bit, all credit goes to Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report! Colbert for president!
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/blog.php?b=5883
Here's the link to watch. I'm not a member of the forum just found it while searching for the video. Go to:
www.colbertnation.com
to watch full episodes and more. I suggest watching the video to laugh even more than the typed version.
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:11 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:13 am | |
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:15 am | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:16 am | |
| You have no sense of humor...
Watch the video and you'll understand a little better.... maybe. |
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:28 am | |
| that vid was pretty funny |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:51 am | |
| please do not double post it's against the rules you will get an infraction for it don't do it again  |
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Shikadi
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:54 am | |
| Lol, it's called football. -_- |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:30 am | |
| I hate soccer so much, Hockey a mah game:) |
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Chainy
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:30 am | |
| Soccer is the national sport of Holland. Everyone here cares about soccer. |
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rutzy342
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:07 am | |
| Well, than Holland's a pussy nation. |
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SF
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:55 pm | |
| Soccer is fun to play, but to watch it... meh. The only time I watch soccer is when the World Cup is on and the Euro. |
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Johnywilko
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| Only watched some of the Federation Cup  maybe next year I will watch the 2010 WC in South Africa |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:04 pm | |
| i hate soccer.. volleyball is the sport to play  :) |
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SF
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| Are you going to a game Winkley? |
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:15 pm | |
| football is the national sport almost everywhere but here |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:05 pm | |
| - Shikadi wrote:
- Lol, it's called football. -_-
At me and shik's state it's football at america it's soccer |
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Johnywilko
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:49 pm | |
| - SF wrote:
- Are you going to a game Winkley?
Probably, I just don't like those 'Vuvuzelas' or what every they call them, they are deafning. |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| - P00pinshniver wrote:
- football is the national sport almost everywhere but here
Lol, Canada's is lacrosse. How stupid is that, when we are die-hard hockey fans. |
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:48 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| - SF wrote:
- P00pinshniver wrote:
- football is the national sport almost everywhere but here
Lol, Canada's is lacrosse. How stupid is that, when we are die-hard hockey fans. Lacrosse is fucking sweet I never get to play  |
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P00pinshniver
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:19 am | |
| methinks lacrosse is boring |
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Chainy
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:25 am | |
| I never heard of Lacrosse before I saw it in a Teen Cribs episode. |
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Shikadi
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:57 am | |
| - Winkley wrote:
- Only watched some of the Federation Cup maybe next year I will watch the 2010 WC in South Africa
Nooo shouting at Capello. |
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Chainy
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| | Subject: Re: Soccer, should we give a shit? USA Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:02 am | |
| South Africa used a horrible instrument to make noise at the Federation Cup. |
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