Fuck man. So last night I went to a party and I'd never really drunk so much in my life, so I came home and went to bed at 4, and I am now up at 9, actually still drunk, not even slightly hungover. Really really weird. So I go outside to smoke a cigarette and when I come back in MY FUCKING GRANDMOTHER IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR! I've never been more surprised in my life than right now because of what just happened, because ALL SHE SAID WAS "you smell like smoke, take your jacket off before you go upstairs because your father is up there and he will kill you."
OH MY FUCKING GOD MY GRANDMOTHER IS JESUS
