I remember the first thread, and people complaining about it, I don't remember there being 4234243 topics about it.

Johnywilko wrote:

Today at school my English teacher asked me to go the secretary's office to make make an announcement for the end of the day. So my friend(Gavin) and I went down there.

I walk in there, I ask her if she can make an announcement at the end of the day. She stopped and said, "Write it in the announcement book." I was like, "k."

Wrote the announcement down.

Then my friend said I should write something funny there too. He said I should write "Free burgers tomorrow" or something

I wrote there:
Gavin and JD is awesome.

Then we walked out hurriedly.

We waited patiently in class... We could get in trouble... or it wont happen.

Usually the announcements are done by the secretary herself.
Nope, it was the principal today. I was scared now.
Luckily she didn't say it. Nor did I get in trouble. Yet.

I'll probably get in trouble tomorrow...

Sorry for the extremely long boring post

I am envious of how you live on the wild side.

Jim wrote:

Johnywilko wrote:

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I am envious of how you live on the wild side.

Only one teacher was disappointed in me for doing it, no one else cared and the few teachers who know thought it was funny.

How did the teachers know if the principal didn't say it?

If I were you I would have added something like "Football practice is cancelled today" or something, because they definitely would have said it and then no one would have showed up for football.

Teachers often write in the announcement book, the one got angry, I don't know why, it's not bad or anything. The other two or three that saw it didn't give a shit...

Got my bag stolen at practice. Had my LOCKED iPhone, PRESCRIPTION glasses, CANCELLED credit card, and MY license. They can have a blast with the only thing usable to them - the bottle of axe and bottle of water, but when they turn my phone on to see if it's locked, it's being tracked immediately with the "Find My iPhone" app. Nothing I hate more than a thief.

I hope you get your stuff back, Tristan


My cousin just called me from the kitchen to come taste some fancy wine, sounds dangerous...

that fucking sucks

I've had 2 grand worth of shit stolen at this school

How much does $2000 of shit weigh?

With the current exchange rate, approx. 1274 English Pounds.

Right now I am listening to hundreds of sorority girls (aka sorostitutes) cheer like crazy along with some frat guys and other members of student organizations for this thing called founders walk where all 1600 freshmen march across the entire campus onto the lawn right next to my dorm to hear the chancellor and student body president give a speech.

A speech about what.

^ you forgot to add Kelso man

Basically just welcoming them into the university. Think of it as the opposite of graduation.

Chainy wrote:

^ you forgot to add Kelso man

the reader is supposed to yell BURN in front of their screen, the kelso is implied

JesterDon IVVVI wrote:

Basically just welcoming them into the university. Think of it as the opposite of graduation.

Oh, thought it was like a drunk protest thing. lol

Nahh it's a welcoming thing lots of student orgs line up to cheer on the freshmen as they march by. I did it last year.

Sophomore Dan

Dan is very sophomoric

oh shit i have school tomorrow

Ew wtf.

I have first day of classes tomorrow too. Looking forward to it!

pleb

i noticed that all of my teachers are dudes