http://favstar.fm/users/frankieboyle
scottish comedian, quite offensive; for those unfamiliar.

"Rihanna's performing at the closing of thr Paralympics. With Chris Brown's help she could be in with a chance of a medal at the next one."

That's cold...

yeah i know mate.

"The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened."

"Fuck facebook. I don't give a fuck if you baked cupcakes today you cunt. Write a witty, heartless sentence about a current event or fuck off."

and i truly laughed my balls off at
"If I was invisible I'd kick a mime artist to death, so at least he'd die with everybody thinking he was great at his job"

He just looks like a funny person.

The chris brown ones are hilarious

"There’s no point in saving anymore. I have less interest in my bank account than I do in the Blue reunion."

"The Pope must have done something even the Church finds unacceptable. I'm guessing he's shagged an adult woman."

lol