-I have a phobia of people touching my knees (also, to a lesser extent, being touched in general)
-I have abnormally stretchy skin
-I can't touch my toes, in fact, I can barely get my hands passed my knees
-I (have been told that I) have a great ass
-I love mustard and literally eat it by the spoonful

Your turn, make them fucked up.

Let me tell you something about myself
I used to be best friends with this girl in middle school. I know, right?
It's so embarrassing, I don't even...whatever.
So in eight grade I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle,
He was totally gorgeous but then he like moved to Indiana and my friend was like, weirdly jealous of him.
If I would blow her off to be with Kyle she would be like "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "best friend, I can't invite you, because I think im lesbian."
I mean I couldn't have a best friend at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? I am a LESBIAN.
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

I lost my virginity before I ever grinded on someone.

I can't top these.

I've been arrested 4 times but have never been put on formal probation
I have a deep interest in Shakespeare and have seen 3 of his works and read many more
I've had a pimple on my penis
I've only had sex with 3 girls
I was a really nervous freshman

If you read the first four, the fifth sounds like a lie.

Used to go to private school
My brother is 29
No appendix
Only broken one bone
Have this one spot near the back of my shoulder that shirts always stick to
Found a Capri Sun on the ground one time when I was high. Still unopened and cold. And yes I drank it
Only virgin in this thread so far?

Yes Im Am wrote:

Only virgin in this thread so far?

LOL you really think i'm not a virgin? <3

I don't know do I

Well, yes... you do. You made it clear with the presumed "fact" you posted about yourself.

More facts;

-I'm obsessed with romance novels
-I don't know if i've ever brought it up, but i'm a lefty
-I used to play with my sisters Barbies... all the time
-I don't wear what I really want to, given the choice I would wear only black, what most would consider "gothic". I, however, choose a more conformist wardrobe
-Im a strong independent black woman who don't need no man (haha, jk, im actually a skinny, independent white kid who would love a man)
-While I may be the zany, extroverted SOUP you all know and love on the forums, im actually a apathetic, introvert in real life (that's not to say im shy or lacking friends)
-I used to cry, A LOT. I was such a bitch when I was 11/12

When I was in grade 5 and didnt know what nazis were I would draw swastikas all over my work.

I made half a swastika on my calculator but I couldn't figure out how to make the other half. Dat introversion tho. I used to watch Powerpuff Girls all the time with my sister

na

Out of all the "girlfriends" I've had, I'd only consider 2 of them serious relationships
No one agrees with me, but I don't think sexual relations should be limited to one person at a time (my girlfriend is the only one that agrees). Emotional relations, on the other hand, should
My sister is the golden child and gets anything she wants, including her recently acquired 1500 dollar dog. I work my ass off to pay to live on campus and she stays home sucking up my parents' money.
I can't remember if my Facebook is currently deleted or not.
The only times I've been on Twitter were when I first opened the account.
I like Instagram doe.
My absolute FAVORITE country is Norway.
My favorite city is Venice.
In the future I plan on teaching ESL (English as a Second Language) in foreign countries that really need the help, like India, which is one of my favorite countries as well.
The only drugs I have left that I haven't tried but want to (aside from the really exotic and unknown drugs) are peyote and DMT. Peyote is the liquid found in cactus plants. It is the most spiritual drug in the world and it is said that you are fully in touch with your soul and totally learn who you are and what you want from life. It can last for over a day. DMT is the most powerful hallucinogen in the world, and it is found in plants and in the human brain. It is also the rarest drug in the world. Ever heard of your life flashing before your eyes before you die? That is from the DMT being released from your brain. This is a spiritual one as well.
I just finished my last piss test and informal probation period today.
My favorite alcoholic beverages are Malibu, Mikes Hard Lemonade, Fireball Whiskey, and sprite mixed with Whipped Vodka.
I am living on campus next year and can't fucking wait.
I do not believe in any specific god. I think there may be a godly figure, or, omnipotent being, out there in the spirit world, but I have no faith in any specific religion. Christianity, however, is the worst one to me... how could a god tell you either believe in me or go to hell? How could he give us the knowledge to discover science as a possibility of the universe's existence, then punish us for not knowing for sure which is the truth?
I made 300 bucks Saturday but told my mom I made 150. LOL I do this often.
I am writing some of my teachers letters before I leave to show them how inspirational they were to me.
My girlfriend had to move because her parents found out we were doing drugs. We talk daily and she'll be back down in June.
I used to let my sister dress me up in her clothes when we were little and my parents thought I was gay for a while LOL.
I currently bench press 230 pounds.
Some people think I'm dumb, immature, and just one of those kids that "wants to travel the world someday" but never will. I can't even begin to describe how little their thoughts affect me; I know who I am and what I want from my future, while recognizing that what I want now might be different in 5-10 years.
I recently told my mom I smoke cigarettes, and she was okay with it.
I might be smoking weed for my first time in almost a year tomorrow.

I too used to dress-up in dresses. Although, I did it of my own accord...

uhh
-since i moved i turned into a major introvert too (wee)
-i've met a bunch of people thanks to switching schools several times and you could call a bunch of them friends but of the people in my vicinity i'd call maybe 5 of them friends
-i first learned to play guitar at around 7. but i didnt really get into it or music until i met this girl in the 7th grade (who is now one of the few i call "friend"). in a feeble attempt to impress her when she asked about hobbies i said i played guitar. and thus i actually learned to play to seem cooler. then she heard me sing and said i was good and stuff and somehow that led to me getting in my first band which led to me actually into music for music and stuff happened after that and blah
-i've never had a girlfriend? i don't think this counts lol
-i started an attempt at music production at home in Logic and it's tough but fun
-i watch anime
-i'm a hopeless romantic
-i have a 4.5714 GPA which puts me at #61 out of my 767 class
-i am notoriously clumsy, though only around family
-dunno

Me and Tristan have the same max bench


Edit: Syfte how competitive is your school?

I cant even bench 100

I can't juggle

Neither can I.

-I have insomnia (sucks shit)
-I absolutely fucking detest liquorice
-I read The Hunger Games before it was cool

Yes Im Am wrote:

Me and Tristan have the same max bench


Edit: Syfte how competitive is your school?

very. at least in my class

na

Chainy wrote:

i underachieve, dont do shit so thats probably why
really lazy person
always there for my friends
takes some time for me to get close with people
really introverted with people i dont know well
100% atheist!!11

SAMESIES.

na

Is it a public or private school Syfte?


I'm not at all a picky eater but I can't stand the taste of eggs
No one will hire me
Played guitar for 4 1/2 years, self-taught
I was in two bands until early April I quit one of them
I write songs occasionally but I don't like singing
90's rock is and will always be the shit

Chainy wrote:

i think way too much about things which makes me end up with not doing thigns id like to do