Post Joker Quotes, I think me and Sk8 will be the only people participating but whatever... :)

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was… a drinker. And a
fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the
kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not-one-bit. So
- me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it!
Turns to me, and he says, “why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the
knife… “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious?

Lol ^ nice joke but i dont know any jokes

They arent Jokes, they are Joker Quotes

And that joke on your siggy is funny lol

BACK ON TOPIC-I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.

Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me!
iFuckin love the Joker

Sk8 :]

Batman: Let her go!
Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…

Hahahahaha iLove that one!
"You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?"

Continueing Shushs
"Where's Harvey Dent? Ok I will settle for his loved ones"

[Lau announces that he's removed all the mob's cash from their banks before the police raid, and stashed them in a secure location]
Lau: Now, obviously, no one except me can know the location for now. But rest assured, your money is safe.
[From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter]
The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.

JasoN wrote:

Sk8 :]

Batman: Let her go!
Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…

That made me laugh so hard.


Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

This is more Batman but:

[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me.
[attacks him]

Hahahahhaha iFuckin love the Joker, you dont even know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl1faLeLoZk

Winkley wrote:

JasoN wrote:

Sk8 :]

Batman: Let her go!
Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…

That made me laugh so hard.


Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?

Lol that made me laugh too

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.-Joker

RIP HEATH LEDGER

The Joker: All right. So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card.
[He holds up a Joker card and places it on the table]

Batman: Hi
Joker: Fuck you

I love this quote. Its not the Joker, but its a great Dark Night quote:

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

jshushij wrote:

Crêtife wrote:

Batman: Hi
Joker: Fuck you

xD

Jsh wrote:

I love this quote. Its not the Joker, but its a great Dark Night quote:

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Epic.

Detective Wuertz:
Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.


Two-Face:
Half.


Harvey Dent:
The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.


Bruce Wayne:
I certainly hope not.

Lawl, I remember that.

SF, someone must have edited my comment, because I didnt say any of that.

I just edited it back to what I really said.

And JasoN, was that you?

What the huh?

WTF? Didnt I post here?...

I think that instead of posting, you accidentally edited my post. -_-

xD sorry

I meant to hit the quote button xD

Detective Wuertz:
Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.


Two-Face:
Half.


Harvey Dent:
The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.


Bruce Wayne:
I certainly hope not.


And one more to make yall happy :]

Alfred Pennyworth:
A
long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the
local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders
by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being
raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for
the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with
him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine.
The bandit had been throwing them away.

Bruce Wayne:
Then why steal them?


Alfred Pennyworth:
Because
he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for
anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned
or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.