If a tree falls in the woods and hits ___________, ____________________?

Just fill in the blanks lul. No "Chuck Norris Jokes."

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If a tree falls in the woods and hits John Kerry, does anyone care?

I dont know
If a tree falls in the wood and hits Justin Beiber, would anyone care?

No. Not even his parents

If a tree falls in the woods and hits Lady Gaga, would they give her balls to Justin Bieber?

I rather not think about that.
If a tree falls in the woods and hits Chuck Norris, would normal life be possible again?

If a tree falls in the woods, and hits Rehua, Would anyone care?


lol jk rehua. ;D

If a tree falls in the woods and hits admin, does ohio still exist?

If a tree falls in the woods and hits Phil the groundhog, will there ever be spring?

Yes. If we plant some flowers.If a tree falls in the wood and hits a car, would it be working?

Syfte wrote:

If a tree falls in the woods and hits Phil the groundhog, will there ever be spring?

Yeah, cause there's more than one groundhog in the world. DUHH.

If a tree falls in the woods and hits Ke$ha, will she bleed glitter and Jack Daniels?

no idea

If a tree falls in the woods and hits a random kid named kenny, will kyle and stan from southpark warp into reality and say "O my god, they killed kenny (you basterds)"?

Let's find out.

If a tree falls in the woods and will hit will there be no more pedosexuality?

no as pedo bear will still be alive

if a tree falls in the woods and lands on your atv, can you get back to civilazation?

Invisifly2 wrote:

no as pedo bear will still be alive

if a tree falls in the woods and lands on your atv, can you get back to civilazation?

there's a thing called walking.

If a tree falls in the woods and lands on Lady Gaga (before she became famous), does anyone know what a disco stick is?

probably not.


If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and falls into a time machine into the past, does the tree exist twice?

Not unless it falls in and prevents itself from falling again.

If a tree falls in the woods and hits the Lucky Charms guy, do we still have marshmallows?

If a tree falls in the woods and hits Eminem, will we ever hear "Fack, Fack, Faa-cck" again?