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JriderT Secretly Sinister
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| Subject: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:43 pm | |
| Post Joker Quotes, I think me and Sk8 will be the only people participating but whatever... :)
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was… a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn’t like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, “why so serious, son?” Comes at me with the knife… “Why so serious?” He sticks the blade in my mouth… “Let’s put a smile on that face!” And…Why so serious? |
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Hector4567 Untamed Beast
Posts : 2210 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 2185 Reputation : 13
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:44 pm | |
| Lol ^ nice joke but i dont know any jokes |
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JriderT Secretly Sinister
Posts : 3842 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5533 Reputation : 63
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:46 pm | |
| They arent Jokes, they are Joker Quotes And that joke on your siggy is funny lol BACK ON TOPIC-I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger. |
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Tristan Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan Posts : 15097 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 18746 Reputation : 42
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:51 pm | |
| Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! iFuckin love the Joker |
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JriderT Secretly Sinister
Posts : 3842 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5533 Reputation : 63
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| Sk8 :]
Batman: Let her go! Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…
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Tristan Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan Posts : 15097 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 18746 Reputation : 42
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:55 pm | |
| Hahahahaha iLove that one! "You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father." |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?" |
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Tristan Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan Posts : 15097 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 18746 Reputation : 42
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:03 pm | |
| Continueing Shushs "Where's Harvey Dent? Ok I will settle for his loved ones" |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:05 pm | |
| [Lau announces that he's removed all the mob's cash from their banks before the police raid, and stashed them in a secure location] Lau: Now, obviously, no one except me can know the location for now. But rest assured, your money is safe. [From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter] The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad. |
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Johnywilko Honor Roll
Staff Message : You want a staff message? Too bad.
Posts : 5608 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 4379 Reputation : 90
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:23 pm | |
| - JasoN wrote:
- Sk8 :]
Batman: Let her go! Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…
That made me laugh so hard. Vicki Vale: What do you want? The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill. Vicki Vale: You must be joking. The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking? |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
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| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:29 pm | |
| This is more Batman but:
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off] The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that. Batman: [off-screen] Then you're going to love me. [attacks him] |
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Tristan Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan Posts : 15097 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 18746 Reputation : 42
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:47 pm | |
| Hahahahhaha iFuckin love the Joker, you dont even know |
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Skweekers Rising Blaze
Posts : 1252 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 3195 Reputation : 26
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:41 pm | |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl1faLeLoZk |
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Hector4567 Untamed Beast
Posts : 2210 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 2185 Reputation : 13
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:45 pm | |
| - Winkley wrote:
- JasoN wrote:
- Sk8 :]
Batman: Let her go! Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words…
That made me laugh so hard.
Vicki Vale: What do you want? The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill. Vicki Vale: You must be joking. The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking? Lol that made me laugh too |
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JriderT Secretly Sinister
Posts : 3842 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5533 Reputation : 63
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:37 pm | |
| If you’re good at something, never do it for free.-Joker |
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Bonnie White Knight
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| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:07 am | |
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Johnywilko Honor Roll
Staff Message : You want a staff message? Too bad.
Posts : 5608 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 4379 Reputation : 90
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:56 am | |
| The Joker: All right. So, listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card. [He holds up a Joker card and places it on the table] |
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Chainy Apolcalypse Survivor
Staff Message : :3 :3 :3 :3 <3 Posts : 10058 Fuji Bucks™ : 6386 Reputation : 300
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:45 pm | |
| Batman: Hi Joker: Fuck you |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| I love this quote. Its not the Joker, but its a great Dark Night quote:
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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SF Fuji Imp
Posts : 3388 Age : 68 Fuji Bucks™ : 9157 Reputation : 76
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:54 pm | |
| - jshushij wrote:
- Crêtife wrote:
- Batman: Hi
Joker: Fuck you xD
- Jsh wrote:
- I love this quote. Its not the Joker, but its a great Dark Night quote:
Harvey Dent: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Epic.
Detective Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Two-Face: Half.
Harvey Dent: The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not. Lawl, I remember that. |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
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| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:56 pm | |
| SF, someone must have edited my comment, because I didnt say any of that.
I just edited it back to what I really said.
And JasoN, was that you? |
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SF Fuji Imp
Posts : 3388 Age : 68 Fuji Bucks™ : 9157 Reputation : 76
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:58 pm | |
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JriderT Secretly Sinister
Posts : 3842 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5533 Reputation : 63
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:58 pm | |
| WTF? Didnt I post here?... |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:59 pm | |
| I think that instead of posting, you accidentally edited my post. -_- |
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JriderT Secretly Sinister
Posts : 3842 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5533 Reputation : 63
| Subject: Re: Joker Quotes Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:04 pm | |
| xD sorry
I meant to hit the quote button xD
Detective Wuertz: Dent. Jesus. I thought you was dead.
Two-Face: Half.
Harvey Dent: The famous Bruce Wayne. Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
And one more to make yall happy :]
Alfred Pennyworth: A long time ago, I was in Burma, my friends and I were working for the local government. They were trying to buy the loyalty of tribal leaders by bribing them with precious stones. But their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit. So we went looking for the stones. But in six months, we never found anyone who traded with him. One day I saw a child playing with a ruby the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred Pennyworth: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. |
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