This happened last week. It's fucking amazing. My friend timmy wrote for his name "I-PWN-NUB" on his paper. The teacher, knowing it means i always win against noobs, says "Timmy! I hope this isn't what I think!" Get it? Well, my principal was in the room. She got fired that day.

i get straight A+'s and flirt with hot chicks, nothing else is good at my school

nothing funny happens, I get good grades, there's 130 kids from K-8, and it's full of ugly bitches

Nothing funny? Wow. Hard to believe.

Sexay wrote:

i get straight A+'s and flirt with hot chicks, nothing else is good at my school

Sameeeeeee

I get straight A's and don't flirt with hot chicks.


Sk9 i dont understand your story at all...

Yes Im Am wrote:

nothing funny happens, I get good grades, there's 130 kids from K-8, and it's full of ugly bitches

theres only 130 kids for that many grades????

Dan456 wrote:

Sk9 i dont understand your story at all...

me either dude

My teacher joked around acting like I pwn nub means jacking off. The principal fired her.

hmm i didnt catch the part about jacking off... oh well im still confused :p

that doesnt sound funny to me

Well, everyone in my class understood. I guess you had to be there. Anyone have funny stories

Um does it have to be funny? Cause mines awesome.These people came in and talked about a student exchange and I'm going to switzerland:)

Omg! Cereously?!

My history teacher is really cool and awesome, but has a very short temper. So one day, he gets really mad at a student, takes out his baseball bat, and busts a desk! It was hilarious!

Lol shushi

I got a pin tack and put it on the teachers chair, pin side up, and when she sat down...

You know what happened ;]

MissClyde wrote:

Lol shushi

I got a pin tack and put it on the teachers chair, pin side up, and when she sat down...

You know what happened ;]

You actually did that?

You get in trouble?

Yeah, the school called my parents and stuff, but it was worth it :]

Omg I have to do this

Lawl Shades.

My English teacher taght me how to swear without being caught. She told us in class "that was taurus fecal matter". Taurus means bull and fecal matter is poop. So, thats a nice way to say bullshit.

Sk9 wrote:

This happened last week. It's fucking amazing. My friend timmy wrote for his name "I-PWN-NUB" on his paper. The teacher, knowing it means i always win against noobs, says "Timmy! I hope this isn't what I think!" Get it? Well, my principal was in the room. She got fired that day.

OMG MY NAME IS TIM

anyway the best that has happened to me is that i was picked as the starting guard for my basketball team

i am in leadership which is student government and im in the sound system, so i always get to miss class and just sit next to the music

Last year my teacher sat on a desk and it broke. Shes a fattass.

My pencil broke.

Skweekers wrote:

Um does it have to be funny? Cause mines awesome.These people came in and talked about a student exchange and I'm going to switzerland:)

You can meet Sau. Also visit Holland, for weed and me. :]

Sk9 wrote:

Omg! Cereously?!

seriously =D =D
for threeee months.
but its not until next feb:(

We got a day off

nothing much, everyday is average