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Bart
White Knight
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Age : 26
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 |  Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:16 am | |
| - Sexay wrote:
- MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- women's soccer
Oh no you did not.
ok ok
new joke under here:
women's sports :]
NOT. FUNNY.
why must you yell at me? Yelling is this Go sock youself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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bbycakes
Sweet and Sour
Posts : 137
Age : 30
Fuji Bucks™ : 1965
Reputation : 13
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:34 am | |
| What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles. |
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Bloonerators
Melody Master
Posts : 668
Age : 34
Fuji Bucks™ : 1759
Reputation : 30
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| If your lover is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week, the fat fucker should be 42 miles away. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:43 pm | |
| - Bloonerators wrote:
- If your lover is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening.
By the end of the week, the fat fucker should be 42 miles away. EPIC. +1 rep. |
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Skweekers
Rising Blaze
Posts : 1252
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 3195
Reputation : 26
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:44 pm | |
| - MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- women's soccer
Oh no you did not.
ok ok
new joke under here:
women's sports :]
NOT. FUNNY. |
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Yes Im Am
Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : This guy's the bee's knees, man.
Posts : 15686
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 19434
Reputation : 75
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:49 pm | |
| Soccer is for girls who can't play football.
Funny in America. |
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bbycakes
Sweet and Sour
Posts : 137
Age : 30
Fuji Bucks™ : 1965
Reputation : 13
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:55 pm | |
| my guy friends always say this.
two words my friends, two words: Woman's Rights |
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Bloonerators
Melody Master
Posts : 668
Age : 34
Fuji Bucks™ : 1759
Reputation : 30
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:32 pm | |
| What should a wife do if she finds out her husband is gay?
Take it like a man. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:34 pm | |
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Invisifly2
Marine Glory
Posts : 2824
Fuji Bucks™ : 2989
Reputation : 43
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:49 pm | |
| - Einsteinean wrote:
- Another +1 rep Bloon.
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Tristan
Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan
Posts : 15097
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 18746
Reputation : 42
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:49 pm | |
| How do you piss off Lady Gaga
Poke her face |
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Invisifly2
Marine Glory
Posts : 2824
Fuji Bucks™ : 2989
Reputation : 43
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:01 pm | |
| what do you call a black man flying a plane?
a pilot, you racist
answer in tiny text. |
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Derderder
Rising Blaze
Staff Message : Still immature as fuck...
Posts : 1457
Age : 29
Fuji Bucks™ : 2550
Reputation : 79
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:22 pm | |
| How to catch a Bear: 1st you dig a hole, 2nd fill the hole with ashes, 3rd put a circle of peas around the hole. And when the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ash hole :) |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:03 pm | |
| A bear and a rabbit are sitting on a fallen tree in the woods taking a shit. The bear says to the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" "No, says the rabbit."
So what does the bear do?
Use the rabbit as toilet paper. |
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P00pinshniver
White Knight
Staff Message : I am P00pinshniver, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts : 7031
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 16035
Reputation : 50
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:36 pm | |
| - Doodle wrote:
- MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- MissClyde wrote:
- Sexay wrote:
- women's soccer
Oh no you did not.
ok ok
new joke under here:
women's sports :]
NOT. FUNNY. you know its funny |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:37 pm | |
| I am neutral here.
But not a lot of women athletes are hot, so I'd say it's funny. |
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P00pinshniver
White Knight
Staff Message : I am P00pinshniver, Fuji Planet's soccer player
Posts : 7031
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 16035
Reputation : 50
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:40 pm | |
| well it is a JOKE so it is suppose to be funny not serious |
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JesterDon IVVVI
Moderator
Posts : 4769
Age : 31
Fuji Bucks™ : 4724
Reputation : 229
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:44 pm | |
| The opposite of pro is con.
So whats the opposite of progress? |
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Tristan
Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : i'm tristan
Posts : 15097
Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 18746
Reputation : 42
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:45 pm | |
| - Einsteinean wrote:
- I am neutral here.
But not a lot of women athletes are hot, so I'd say it's funny. PSSHH. You can tell you have no clue what you're talking about. |
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Jshushij
Elevated Bloon
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Age : 28
Fuji Bucks™ : 29487
Reputation : 227
| | Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:58 am | |
| - bbycakes wrote:
- What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
What?
Her ankles. Lawl. xD |
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