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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Funny Quotes Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:52 am | |
| What are some funny quotes that you know?
Heres on by Chris Rock:
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?” |
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P00pinshniver White Knight
Staff Message : I am P00pinshniver, Fuji Planet's soccer player Posts : 7031 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 16035 Reputation : 50
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:20 am | |
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Bonnie White Knight
Posts : 6667 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 1251 Reputation : 136
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:35 am | |
| yusssss the best rapper IS a white guy |
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Blasphemy Power Shake
Posts : 1593 Age : 114 Fuji Bucks™ : 4423 Reputation : 3
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:42 am | |
| My grandpa always used to say: A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity comes knocking. |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:05 am | |
| "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
- Mayor of Washington |
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Abhor Power Shake
Posts : 1759 Age : 30 Fuji Bucks™ : 3384 Reputation : 56
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:09 am | |
| "If you're not wasted, the day is." |
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Lebby™ Fuji Imp
Staff Message : I LOVE SHADY Posts : 3523 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 5485 Reputation : 26
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:14 am | |
| The killer does not account for the one who killed him |
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Abhor Power Shake
Posts : 1759 Age : 30 Fuji Bucks™ : 3384 Reputation : 56
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:27 am | |
| "I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!" |
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Jim White Knight
Posts : 7745 Age : 30 Fuji Bucks™ : 4494 Reputation : 157
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:47 am | |
| "If you want to win a football match you need to score goals" - Liverpool manager |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:50 am | |
| - Sherlip wrote:
- "If you're not wasted, the day is."
Lawl! |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu Dec 10, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| "Life is very important to Americans" - Bob Dole |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:07 pm | |
| No one's posting any more?!
"I haven't committed a crime. All I did was fail to comply with the law." - Mayor of New York City |
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Bart White Knight
Posts : 6505 Age : 26 Fuji Bucks™ : 13566 Reputation : 56
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| "Why did the dinosaurs die out" "Because you touch yourself at night" |
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Yes Im Am Elevated Bloon
Staff Message : This guy's the bee's knees, man. Posts : 15686 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 19434 Reputation : 75
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:46 pm | |
| I wasn't sure which one to put it in. |
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Dr. Octagonapus Friendly Fiend
Posts : 898 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 3782 Reputation : 15
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:42 pm | |
| "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -Anonymous |
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Chip Friendly Fiend
Posts : 816 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 3661 Reputation : 32
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:24 pm | |
| "A child is born, with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind. God is smiling on you, but He's frownin' too, because only God knows what you go through." - Grandmaster Flash, "The Message" |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:19 am | |
| "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - president of France |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:22 am | |
| Lol BA.
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." -Clifton Fadiman.
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" -Homer Simpson |
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Bart White Knight
Posts : 6505 Age : 26 Fuji Bucks™ : 13566 Reputation : 56
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:52 am | |
| "Bart i just lost $250 000 dollars" "I thought it was 50 000 dollars" "I was gonna bet it on the dogs" -Bart and Homer Simpson |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:03 am | |
| "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." - George W. Bush |
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Jshushij Elevated Bloon
Posts : 16791 Age : 28 Fuji Bucks™ : 29487 Reputation : 227
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:47 pm | |
| Lawl BA.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -Oscar Wilde
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be." -Anonymous
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two..." -Sir Norman Wisdom |
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Dr. Octagonapus Friendly Fiend
Posts : 898 Age : 27 Fuji Bucks™ : 3782 Reputation : 15
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:56 pm | |
| Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing - Gary Coleman is going to drown. -- Conan OBrien |
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Bart White Knight
Posts : 6505 Age : 26 Fuji Bucks™ : 13566 Reputation : 56
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:54 pm | |
| "Before i die, Lisa i want you know that, you ugly and your adopted" Bart Simpson |
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Circle Boy Power Shake
Posts : 1519 Age : 29 Fuji Bucks™ : 8076 Reputation : 10
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:56 pm | |
| "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon |
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