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Guest
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 |  Subject: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| There is a College Humor Jake and Amir contest where you get to make you're own script and send it in. I made mine, tell me if you like it. - Spoiler:
Jake and Amir: Opposite Day
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Amir: Hey Jake.(anticipated smile)
Jake: What’s u-
Amir: Or should I say ekaJ, because today is opposite day!
Jake: First of all, today is not opposite day. Second of all saying something backwards is not the meaning of opposite.
Amir: I knew that.
Jake: Which means you didn’t know that.
Amir: I just said I knew that, how does it mean I didn’t know that. Huh, mr. I’m Jake and I don’t know how to listen.
Jake: You don’t even know the rules of opposite day, do you?
Amir: Yes I do.
Jake: See, there you go again.
Amir: Well I’m the one who knew it was opposite day. I have been participaying in this holiday my whole life, I know all you’re stupid rules and I’m really smart. In fact I’m smart than you.
Jake: Today isn’t opposite day, that’s not how you say participating and everything you just said made you look like the biggest idiot on the planet.
Amir: (blank face)
Jake: The rule of opposite day is to say something you mean the opposite of. For instance, if I were to say you’re smart, I would really mean you’re stupid.
Amir: Yeah, well you’re pretty ugly.
Jake: No.
Amir: But I followed the rules!
Jake: That was an oxymoron
Amir: You’re an oxymoron
Jake: Words can’t describe how much I hate you.
Amir: He loves me!
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Tristan
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 6:39 pm | |
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Frist
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 6:49 pm | |
| this seems like a conversation that my friends would have |
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SF
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 6:51 pm | |
| Yeeah, just read it over again. It's good though. |
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MrMega
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 6:55 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 7:48 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 8:09 pm | |
| Thanks.
@Tristan, i made spelled procrastinate and the wrong tense of smart on purpose. Otherwise, i can see no others. |
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Jim
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 10:43 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 10:53 pm | |
| Thanks, i doubt i'll win though. |
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Tristan
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| - Whatif wrote:
- Thanks.
@Tristan, i made spelled procrastinate and the wrong tense of smart on purpose. Otherwise, i can see no others. Oh, I didn't realize you ment to say "Whats u-" instead of "Whats up," my bad. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sat May 15, 2010 10:57 pm | |
| That's alright, i just hope they would understand XD |
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Invisifly2
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sun May 16, 2010 12:11 am | |
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SF
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sun May 16, 2010 12:52 pm | |
| Amir: Well I’m the one who knew it was opposite day. I have been participaying in this holiday my whole life, I know all you’re stupid rules and I’m really smart. In fact I’m smart than you. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sun May 16, 2010 1:13 pm | |
| I don't understand? Why did you point those out? |
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SF
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Sun May 16, 2010 1:25 pm | |
| Oh sorry. Just change the you're to a your in that line. |
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Chainy
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Tue May 18, 2010 3:54 pm | |
| Since when is everyone here a grammar Nazi. |
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Invisifly2
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| | Subject: Re: Jake and Amir Tue May 18, 2010 7:54 pm | |
| im sorry i was looking at your avie and forgot what to say... |
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