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 |  Subject: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:56 pm | |
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With this equation it is possible to predict the relative douchiness of a persons reaction towards any action you may take.
f(u)=go4(&) - P - Q f(u)=The relative douchiness of the persons reaction
go=Your level of douchiness (if zero, replace go4 with 1)
&= Their level of douchiness
P= Their level of calm (stress is negative)
Q=Your level of clam (stress is negative)
Lower is better, negative is non douchey |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:10 am | |
| Wow, that actually works.
Tried on a douchebag. |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:15 pm | |
| how do you know what someones level of douchiness is? |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:07 pm | |
| That measurement is a relatively subjective variable. It is relative to what you find to be douchey, on a scale of -infinity to infinity, negative being cool and not douchey.
Also you history/math geeks might get the little joke I based this off of. |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:00 pm | |
| - Invisifly2 wrote:
- That measurement is a relatively subjective variable. It is relative to what you find to be douchey, on a scale of -infinity to infinity, negative being cool and not douchey.
Also you history/math geeks might get the little joke I based this off of. i'm a history geek (mainly before the year 1000), and i don't get it. |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:08 pm | |
| I'll give you a hint, it has something to do with the last half of the equation |
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| | Subject: Re: The General Theory of Douchebaggery Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:15 pm | |
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