If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: “I End Lives.”

There is no “I” in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, “Holy crap! That’s Vin Diesel!” Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s crap.

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

I've heard most of these. WIth Chuck Norris as the not-so-guilty party.

Vin Diesel pwns Chuck Norris.

That would never be true in a million years.

u just put his name in chuck norris jokes.
chuck norris ftw.

Sorry shush, but this is a fail.

I didnt put his name in for Chuck Norris! Look here: http://www.fun-facts.com/item/99720?order=views

But I agree, this is a lot like Chuck Norris.

Ok, so ya didn't.

They did then.

Anyway, still fun no matter the name.

Some Awesome Chuck Norris Jokes:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

You can lock this. Imma make a new thread with more original jokes about Mr. T.

Nah, change the name to Chuck Norris Jokes.

jshushij wrote:

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

that made me laugh so hard

Einsteinean wrote:

Nah, change the name to Chuck Norris Jokes.

Theres already a thread about that I believe, but its old.