So, I've seen this done on some other forums. It's pretty cool. Here's how to play. One person makes a wish, the next person has to say why it didn't come true, and make a wish of their own. Example:

Me: I wish for some ice cream!
Some guy: You get the ice cream but you dropped it the dirt.

I wish for a magical unicorn!

...And so on. No saying "Your wish didn't come true." You need a reason for it not to come true.

K then, I'll start.

I wish for some new shoes.

You were running and you looked down suprised to see they wern't tied. It was almost in a instant as to then you fell to the ground, smashing your face into the pavement.

I wish for a fat elf.

You don't get it, cause Santa got hungry.

I wish for pizza.

Screw you, I'm hungry and I ate it. Learn to respect your elders. Had you have bought it for me, I would have given you a piece or two, fool.


iWish iHad a phone so my friends could contact me

The store was all out of phones, but they had plenty of jelly!

I wish for a monkey!!!

The monkey was gay, made love to you, you got mad monkey disease and died.

I wish for 1$ since I really could use another app on my itouch.


(I hack alot though, so maybe I'll just keep the dollar...)

Wish granted, but the dollar is counterfeit. You get arrested.

I wish I could fly.

You jumped as an attempt to fly, landed awkwardly, and broke your ankle.

I wish to not be an asshole any more.

Granted, you are now a butt hole.

I wish for a mountain of jello.

Granted. It's poison jello.

I wish for a three headed smilie.

you had a three headed smilie but your mom made you remove one head saying it was too uniproppriate
I wish for the time to pass

Granted, but it passes to your time of death. It's a painful death.
I wish I didn't have to go to school today...

But then the couple hour delay ends and you end up going.

I wish I knew what size to place my requested siggy bar as.

And then it came to you - 1,000,000 x 2,000,000 pixels. It ended up making your computer explode.

I wish for more wishes! (someone had to say it)

The genie who promised that wish was surprisingly killed by...




Kobs. Aka: I got banned in the chatbox yesturday.

I wish for a huge treebranch.

Granted, it falls off a tree and through your head.

I wish I could make a rube goldberg that didn't suck.

Wish granted! You made an awesome rube goldberg, but then, you realized the point of it was to launch a dart into a boarded bullseye. You were in the way. *TINK!* It hits you in the temple... and you die... slowly.

I wish I could hack youtube and delete it.

Granted, but an angry mob burns your house down because you deleted youtube...

I wish homework never existed.

Wish granted! Everyone becomes dumbed-down from not being able to process much more difficult things as they become older. We all turn paralyzed metally and physically/fat since all we do is nothing. Our brains wont function right due to loss of connection with learning. *everyone dies*

I wish my iTouch was a 32g instead of a 16g

your itouch was a 36 g but then it caught on fire then a fireman cooled it down then made a ninja mad who blew it up but a angel fixed it up to 16 g
I wish for a kiss and a hug

Granted. The kiss was a kiss of death, and the hug was from a grizzly bear who would later maul you.
I wish my dog would stop barking.

Granted but there are another 10 dogs would bark next door.
I wish for world peace.

That can't backfire, can it?

I wish for tickets to see The Mars Volta live.

*cough*worlddemonation*cough*

You get tickets to see...uhm...A COMPOSER.

I wish for a less wobbely bed.

you do but then it falls through the floor and breaks in to 1,000,000 tiny pieces

i wish for a potato