Marshazzle wrote:

The genie who promised that wish was surprisingly killed by...




Kobs. Aka: I got banned in the chatbox yesturday.

I wish for a huge treebranch.

Huwut ?

Anyways, I wish for a huge flame war

Granted...but the world ends.....
I wish dark chocolate never existed.

It was never existed, but at this second in time, someone created it.

I wish for a new video game.

Granted. It's called, "Giraffez."

I wish I could control time.

You can, but as soon as you go back to when you were 2, the time control remote breaks.

I wish for a dell laptop.

Granted, but somebody steals it. They leave it outside of your house because they feel guilty about taking it, but it breaks because it's left outside in the rain.

I wish I had a McDonalds quarter pounder right now.

you got the dell labtop but you threw it out cause you watched this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id_kGL3M5Cg

EDIT: (someone posted before me <.<)

you get the quarter pounder but its full of poisen so you die on contact of bite

I wish for a new lamp.

The lamp caught on fire but you thought it was supposed to do that so you burned up.

I wish for a soggy cardboard box.

Granted. You park it next to a McDonalds and sleep and beg in it for the next 20 years.

I wish to find my iPod.

granted but then you lose it again
I wish for my friend to talk to me without swearing once

Granted, but everytime he was going to swear, a loud bleep was sounded.

I wish people pronounced my name right.

Granted, but only to people who have a lisp. Shepan is what you hear.

I wish for a drum set.

CORRUPTED CAUSE YOU ATE IT FATTY

Oh god...

I wish for a puppy.

It had terminal cancer, kinda like this "Guest." (Aka dumbass Chainyy.)

I wish for Kobs to stop being so mean to me.

He stops being mean then you make him pissed and he goes into a rage

I wish for 2000 posts

your wish was granted but then we reached 3000 posts so you lost your wish
I wish for a dictionary

you get it, but it's a 4 year old one with 10 words in it.

i wish for some coca cola.

The year was 1809 and your drunk so much Coca Cola that you got high and died. Why? Because around that time period, and when the Coca industry was first beginning, they used a small ingrediant we call cocain. Just a tad though. Therefore, if you drank enough... either WOOPEE! or *Dead* from too much

I wish for my Rank Name I bought in the Fuji Store to come in within the next 3 days.

Granted, but they make the name, "Poop Eater."
I wish that I could come up with a wish.

Corrupted, Tiger Woods makes an affair about it.

I wish that I met Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain is dead.

I wish Konrada was online right now.

Wish Granted;but when konrada saw you online they logged off!
i wish for fujii to become more active