You get actual gold, go insane and kill yourself.

I wish for money.

Lol, I think what my classmate give me is actual gold then.

-=≡=-

You still get moldy money, but you died before, so its no use.

I wish for a pony for meat and some meat that wasn't moldy (the pony isn't moldy either)

The pony eats your meat, gets obese and obtains heart cancer from the high limits in salt consumption. (2 tons Lets just say that )

I wish for a fake penny.

You get a real penny, try to eat it, get a stomach ulcer and die.

I want a good NCIS episode tonight.

Everyone forgot to tie their shoelaces, they all trip, cause a chainreaction and break their front teeth because their coach told them all not to bring thier mouthguard for that specific game since the team was overall simple.

I wish for a nuclear bomb that could never harm me in any way. It only can harm others. PERIOD.

The Radiation kills you.
I wish for Lady Gaga

She gives you her poker face and you drop dead of ugalyness.

I wish for a pencil sharpener.

The Official JCMG wrote:

It doesn't. You get plenty of free food online.


I wish for two.

AHA! U CORRUPTED IT SO IT CAME TRUE!!!

u get it, but its one of those gay sharpeners that make the pencil duller

i wish for an evil kitty that cannot hurt me or anybody im related to or like

You hate Hitler I'm guessing, right? He commands your kitty to kill you in your sleep or else he'll kill your kitty so he turns on you (But hes not happy about it...) and slits your kneck.

I wish for 10,000 Fuji Bucks, RIGHT NOW.

Fuck off begger.

I wish Ein left Fuji.

granted but he comes back, hacks the site, and is made supreme overlord of fuji for life.

i wish my evil kitty didn't betray me

He finally starts to regret he did it. But nothing happens, because your dead. For good.

I wish I could get more views on DragonCave even though I already have a fortune.

Granted, but then you get too many and your eggs die of sickness.

I wish you wouldn't currupt this wish.

Wish granted. The wish was not corrupted. Instead, it was disturbed

I wish and know the world won't end in 2012.

Wish granted, although, 137 years later, the world comes to an end :]

I wish for my sister to stop annoying me right now.

Wish granted. Then all of a sudden your mom starts annoying you.


I wish the watermelon version of FP would come out tomorrow.

granted, but it sucks

i wish for it to stop raining here without going into a drought.

The paradox of the wish makes the universe explode. I alone survive.

I wish for a key for to open the lock.

Nothing happens since you are the only one alive.

I wish for myself to be revived.

You cant because God is busy now.

I wish for MyNinjaKiwi to be back.

Myninjakiwi is Einsteinean and Ref Kid. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

Al Gore was born, therefore elminating all polluted air.

I wish for everyone to not hate me so much.

Granted. But the name Everyone didnt exist.

i WISH I had chocolate

Granted, but...OMG CHOCOLATE!!!! MUST EAT!!!! om nom nom nom nom!!!!

I wish I had lazer-firey powers.

Granted....but you burned yourself using them

I wish a newby banana was dancing right on my face now.