Granted, but you find yourself unable to pass the first part of the game.

I wish I had 1,000,000 dollars.

you get it, and then you find out it was actually illegally made and before you can explained what happend you got arrested and sent to a mental hospital because no one belives in wishes

i wish that dan had a pony

Granted, but the pony is dead.

I wish there was a KFC in my living room.

Granted. Now you smell like chicken-I wish I had this smiling on my face

Granted but you will never be able to take that smiling thing off.

I wish I had my very own pancake buffet

IT HAS POISONOUUSS HONEEYYY!I wish my GirlFriend comes back

Granted but she breaks up with you.

I wish I had more Soda

Granted, BUT IT'S GRAPE


I wish I had a dog with a saddle.

Granted, but it's too small and keeps falling off.

I wish for 0.5 Wishes

partially granted but it then grows up into a big wish (1 wish)

I wish.......................................................... We could learn everything we ever needed to know in only one year of school using special devices that beam the info right into you mind, and we never had to do h/w. 0-o

Granted, but we stay in school 24/7 365 days.

I wish that i could never make a wish which cancel's out this wish which cancels out the last wish which makes everything disappear than a flying cookie that is mutanted and flys into my mouth and turns me into a flying zombie which kills the next person thats posts but i said that cancels out the whole frigging so ingore what i said but can i please have a flying cookie that is mutanted and flys into my mouth and turns me into a flying zombie which kills the next person thats posts. Please? Wait. I want the cookie to kill every animal in the universe that has a iQ that's lower than 50 (not including babies) so all the idiots die out and we live in a smart world that everyone learns to eat e-hamburgers and stuff.

the whole granting thing got corrupted so it wasnt granted

i wish pokko had a yoshi

Granted, although since they do not exist, he enters a dreamworld and becomes a psycho killer, like Charles Manson.

I wish I was able to listen to Charles Manson's musical album.

Granted, but Charles comes out of the record player and kills you.

I wish I could sleep more.

Granted but you die from over sleeping

Granted, but since you didn't make a wish, I kill you from posting on this thread without wishing and nearly killing a great forum game. How do you live with yourself?

I wish I knew how Dothebartman91 lives with himself.

granted but the knowlage makes your head explode.

I wish i for all the pedo's to hop on a spaceship and move to mercury.

Granted, but we take all the kids with us.

I wish there was an eighth dwarf named Hungry.

Granted, but it dies because of loss of food.

I wish there was a eight dwarf named Verne Troyer.

Granted, but Layne isn't an adjective, and Hungry is already the eighth dwarf, so even though he's dead, he still takes up the eighth spot; meaning that this Layne character gets executed for treason.

I wish for food.

Granted... but i eat your food anmd give you an empty plate...

I wish I had a rabbit named Ziggy Marley

Granted, but its dead.

I wish I had a better amp that worked.

Granted, but you had to order your amp online and it never came

(deja Vu) I wish my amp worked

Haha, I'm not going to grant that.


The pirate speaks,"I wish I was a pirate."

Granted, but he was already a pirate and he wasted his last wish. Then, a great opportunity for this very pirate to save his own life with one wish was destroyed by that stupid wish of his, and he ended up dying of a combination of a bullet wound, a kraken's jaws, alcohol poisoning, and the bird flu.

I wish I had more oreos.