JesterDon IVVVI wrote:

Granted, but its dead.

I wish I had a better amp that worked.

Alyrox2009 wrote:

Granted, but you had to order your amp online and it never came

(deja Vu) I wish my amp worked

Umm... i said i wish i HAD, which would imply that i actually possessed it.

Ernie wrote:

Granted, but he was already a pirate and he wasted his last wish. Then, a great opportunity for this very pirate to save his own life with one wish was destroyed by that stupid wish of his, and he ended up dying of a combination of a bullet wound, a kraken's jaws, alcohol poisoning, and the bird flu.

I wish I had more oreos.

Granted, but they're the shitty upside-down oreos or whatever they're called. and you have no milk.



I wish June 25 would come faster.

Granted, but June 23rd is the day that they'll discover the cure for all disease, and you skip over it.

Also, I'm lactose-intolerant, so keep the milk out of this.

I wish for...

Spoiler:

granted, yours explodes

I wish for a drunken santa clause to wounder onto tosh.0 during a show, puke all over the place, and fly (like superman) to the nearest gas station and order a borrito

Granted, but Tosh.0 gets canceled due to lack of original humor.

I wish Progressive ads weren't so annoying.

Granted, but the price increased by 5000 dollars a month.

I wish I founded this site.

Granted, but it turns out to be a flop.

I wish I had a red beard.

Granted, but women never talk to you.

I wish I had 1000k posts.

granted but now you have no hands

i wish i had a wish to wish

Granted, but the wish wishes you dead.

I wish plastic was made of beef.

Granted, but you.. can't talk.. or move.. or do anything.. nice wish..

I wish I was famous.

granted but you get killed by being stalked to death (see southpark)

i wish i could actually think of a good thing to wish

Granted, but it's so good that you die typing it.

I wish Seinfeld was from Switzerland.

Granted but he's not famous.

I wish for a cure for all disease

Granted, but it also cures disabilities and genetic deformations so everybody turns out the same and you can't tell one person from another.

I wish I had a fried chicken sandwich.

Granted, but it has E. Coli and you get infected.

I wish I wasn't broke.

Granted, but you spend all of it once again, and you are broke again.

I wish for a pterodactyl.

Granted, but it picks you up and drops you at a lethal height.

I wish the music in my head would stop playing.

granted, but the sound of nails on a chalkboard takes its place.

I wish that i wasn't so tired.

your not so tired, but thats because you fell asleep

i wish MyNK2 would come sooner, or at least be confirmed its true

Wish denied because idk


I wish I got the 69th post here...Holy crap!!!

Granted, but because of the high amount of childbirths in Zimbabwe it gets ignored.
(Oh - the randomness)

I hope you die.

Granted, but I become the supreme zombie ruler of the universe and kill you slowly and painfully.

I wish I was part of Y&T.

Granted, have fun.

I wish for an aqualung.

Granted, but your air lung gets jealous and stabs the aqualung as well as the other lung for having an affair with another lung.

I wish I could eat poison without dying.

Granted, but it doesn't seem to work out very well after all.

I wish for a normal lung and an aqualung who will live in peace.