Granted, but that third lung stabs them both because....well, I've already explained that.

I wish I had a great singing voice.

Granted, you will join a grunge band and eventually suicide, just like every other amazing grunge singer.

I wish that Layne Staley, Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, etc. still lived.

Granted, but grunge rules the world and everyone becomes a douchebag.

I wish for a prostate party!

No.
I wish grunge ruled the world.

granted but their rule only lasts for .00000000000000000000000000001 of a second

I wish this wish wasn't a wish

Granted, but it's still a wish, smartass :].

I wish Leo Africanus.

I wish I had a dog with a saddle